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aradia-in-the-tardis:

the-devilish-diner:

ladiesloveloki:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

HELP HIM KEEP THE DERP…IF YOU DO, NAME THE KITTY ‘DERP’

I’ll name him whatever you guys want if I get to keep him!

SIGNAL BOOST DIS SHIT

aradia-in-the-tardis:

the-devilish-diner:

ladiesloveloki:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp

Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

HELP HIM KEEP THE DERP…IF YOU DO, NAME THE KITTY ‘DERP’

I’ll name him whatever you guys want if I get to keep him!

SIGNAL BOOST DIS SHIT

elevengeronimos

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.